Study Corner

Questions based on last week’s adult Bible class study.

Last week’s study was 1 John 1:7-9.

What two things are accomplished by “walking in the light as He is in the light”?

Answer to last week’s question: 

Peter said that baptism saves (1 Peter 3:21; Acts 2:38), but many claim it does not save.

421 Providence Blvd
Clarksville TN 37042


 

Schedule of Services

SUNDAY

 Bible Study - 9:30am

 Morning Worship 10:30 am

Evening Worship 6:00 pm

WEDNESDAY

Bible Study 7:00 pm

 

 

 


Ode To Mom


POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama 

JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24-hour shifts on call. 

Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES: For the rest of your life you must be willing to be halted, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. 

Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining. You will require constant retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. 

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required, nor (unfortunately), possible. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this… You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and only wish you could do more.

BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life - if you play your cards right.

~from Pearl Sewell and Patti Cowell

 

The New Testament Plan Of Salvation


Hear and believe the gospel (Acts 4:4; Romans 1:16)
Repent of past sins (Luke 13:3; Acts 17:30-31)
Confess Christ to be the Son of God (Romans 10:10)
Be baptized for the remission of sins (Acts 2:38)
Continue faithfully until death (2 Peter 1:1-11).


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